Picture update
First off, a short story about something that took place last week. There's a phone book in the bunny room because they enjoy tearing pages out and eating them once in a while. Well, it seems that the phone book did something to piss off the rabbits, because this is what I found when I came home from work:
Oh no!I had my suspicions as to which rabbit was responsible, since there is one in particular who seems to cause all the trouble. *cough*Cinnamon*cough*
Sure enough, the culprit returned to the scene of the crime.
Caught red-handed!And just because Brinco is underrepresented in this entry, a cute picture John took with my camera:
Awwww!Finally, the pictures I took with John's camera:
Cinnamon Portrait 1Cinnamon Portrait 2Too much cuteness!
Rabbit Vocab
I know, I know -- I still don't have any pictures and that sucks. But I did take some portraits of Cinnamon with John's camera the other night. I'm planning to post some.
This entry is dedicated to the vocabulary that relates to Cinnamon and Brinco, at least as far as their crazy owners are concerned. Warning: some of these may be offensive, since John and I have a messed up sense of humor. Rest assured that we really do love our rabbits.
Shithead: pronounced "shi-TEED". Cinnamon's middle name. Because, well, she's a shithead.
Stew: Brinco's middle name. Self explanatory. No, we haven't made him into stew. Yet.
Chicken Nose: A nickname for Brinco. Sometimes referred to as "Mr. Chicken Nose". Derived from the spot on his nose which is shaped like a chicken.
Rabbicide: When Brinco is dead bunny flopped (flopped out on his side, for those unfamiliar with the term).
Lopicide: When Cinnamon is dead bunny flopped. We refer to it as a hate crime.
Double rabbicide: When both the bunnies are dead bunny flopped at the same time.
CSI: Cinnamon Shithead Investigator -- the person called in to take crime scene photos at the Lopicide. Is actually John taking pictures of Cinnamon when she's flopped.
LL: Lazy Lop.
Lazyitis: The disease that Cinnamon and Brinco are severely afflicted with.
Shittamon: An alternate nickname for Cinnamon, mainly when she's being, well, a shit.
Lop on the top: When Cinnamon is on the top shelf of the cage or on the top of the cottage.
Loptography: Photography of a lop.
Dinglehopper and Dinglelopper: Another nickname for the bunnies.
Galumph: What we call Cinnamon's hopping, since she's not exactly the most graceful rabbit on the planet.
Crashlanding: When the rabbits lay stretched out with their chins on the floor.
Wingspan: Cinnamon's ears when she's crashlanded -- they spread out to either side of her.
Doofus and Dingus: John's nickname for the bunnies.
Bunjitsu: The legendary martial arts of which Cinnamon is a master. Don't try to steal her craisins.
Clicking: Our preferred term for "purring" or "tooth purring" -- the clicking of the teeth when a bunny is happy and relaxed (mostly happens during petting).
Flipping: Our preferred term for "foot flicking" or "the bunny finger" -- the quick foot flick that is the equivalent of being flipped off. By a rabbit.
Dead: Dead bunny flopped.
Yeah, we're crazy.
